CaliforniaCornbread: Today is a very special Filthy Friday here at Earmilk.com. Do you know why it's so special Croydon?
Croydon: I have no idea CC, but I'm about to find out why.
CC: Well, it's special because we're giving away FOUR FREE TICKETS to MJ's Birthday Bashment going on in Atlanta on July 9th. We'll be giving away the first two over the weekend, and then another two next week. It's at the Masquerade, and I'll be there to meet all the wonderful and amazing Earmilk.com readers. (Readers are welcome to buy me drinks, but please don't take advantage of me.)
Croydon: Well, who's going to be there besides you? Because, don't get me wrong, I think you're a sexy man beast with your cutoff denim shorts and redneck sleeveless shirts... but I think our readers want to know about the music.
CC: It's quite the lineup Jeff. Lots of dubstep names that you know and love. Mt. Eden, 12th Planet, MiM0SA, iLL Gates, Freestylers, Adventure Club and about 15 more. It's going to be a big night.
Croydon: And we're giving away tickets? Awesome. How did you hook that up?
CC: Well, I'm a good friend of MJ with Household Management. He's a manager for a lot of the dubstep artists we all know and love. He wants to make his birthday party as big and awesome as possible, so he gave us some tickets to give away to our readers.
Croydon: You're so cool CC. Can we hook up?
CC: Of course we can. But I insist you use protection.
Croydon: So before you and I get our loving on, how do our readers get the tickets?
CC: It's easy! All they need to do is share this story on Facebook, or tweet this link on Twitter.
Croydon: Wow Shane! That's almost as easy as you!
CC: I know. Dubstep gets me all hot and bothered.
Lets see how the fans react